Eatting Your Brain

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If you need funny expository text, you're missing the point :-)

You know, I'm not even sure what I think about this.  It's such a crazy skill to ever even thing about developing.  But, she makes it look so frickin' easy. Anyone got any clue who the model is?

John Carpenter's "The Thing" gave me nightmares when I let some high school friends talk me into watching it with them. Body paint model unknown, body paint artist unknown. I didn't miss those nightmares.

You always hear stories of performance artists using various bodily fluids as part of their art.  Well, here is a canine performance artist doing his craft.

I thought he had spoons on his head. Like, maybe he was the next member of Suicide Squad - weird magnetic powers, like Magneto , only really mentally unstable, so he stuck steel spoons to his head, as a fashion statement. I don't know.  Something about Johnny Depp in Transcendence .  I'm sticking with the metal spoons.

Now, there are people who say North Dakota doesn't exist. ( No, really. ) Which is too bad, because North Dakota is the real location of Area 51, and also where the centaurs retired to, after Heracles and Genghis chased them out if Greece, so many centuries ago. And even more too bad, is that the centaurs are oracles and fitness nuts. They wouldn't comfort like Yoga Pants slip by. You just know she's going to be in trouble for blowing their cover, hiding there in North Dakota. Everbidy just gotta selfie...