Reclusive centaurs of North Dakota

Now, there are people who say North Dakota doesn't exist. (No, really.)

Which is too bad, because North Dakota is the real location of Area 51, and also where the centaurs retired to, after Heracles and Genghis chased them out if Greece, so many centuries ago.

And even more too bad, is that the centaurs are oracles and fitness nuts. They wouldn't comfort like Yoga Pants slip by.


You just know she's going to be in trouble for blowing their cover, hiding there in North Dakota. Everbidy just gotta selfie...

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